Advil Introduces New Product

<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQqlhcUKjh5IjXt9pjKAJEJK82xsmvz6f6DcbN2UHpkkj3Fnhi9CM6f2DNnr_gcNjiDq3XKtc-93YM99SL6MCMd6NnOh-Q1E4dnB1b_dAfwxUFgf_gBRe8fYfLAhBKaXHlhTKwtl8Vg152/s1600/Advil.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQqlhcUKjh5IjXt9pjKAJEJK82xsmvz6f6DcbN2UHpkkj3Fnhi9CM6f2DNnr_gcNjiDq3XKtc-93YM99SL6MCMd6NnOh-Q1E4dnB1b_dAfwxUFgf_gBRe8fYfLAhBKaXHlhTKwtl8Vg152/s640/Advil.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><br /> MADISON, WI—If you’ve ever had a headache, then you’ve probably taken Ibuprofen for it. It’s likely that the Ibuprofen you chose was Advil^® brand. Today, Advil^® has announced a new product for significant pain and sleep aid, Advil^® KO. They even suggested giving it to the people you don’t like, because it will knock them out for a minimum of four hours. The company also warned users not to take more than recommended, as that could cause serious damage to your body. If you’re like the general population, you don’t like headaches. And you also probably don’t like being awake. Advil^® KO will take care of <i>both </i>of those issues: 500mg of Ibuprofen plus 200mg of Diphenhydramine citrate will knock you out for the duration of your headache. If you don’t have a headache, but somebody won’t leave you alone, slip a few in their drink and relax for a few hours. Advil^® has really stepped up their game, now competing in the market for sleep aid alone. We’ll have to see how Advil^® KO competes against Vicks^® ZzzQuil. We think it will be far superior. <i class="fa fa-newspaper-o"></i>

Advil Introduces New Product

MADISON, WI—If you’ve ever had a headache, then you’ve probably taken Ibuprofen for it. It’s likely that the Ibuprofen you chose was Advil ...

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Disney is Brainwashing Children

<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiwGA6SLCaslJguX5CzdoWs2hpJguYgvT1_Hs6mfM8gPDAs11ALyvXKN4wFp1jxzO82c6hI2jgRSy2AVFCWqNg89Vyur3M1-03e-wfwLHSIPr5eU8Cjxjb_RXZnAcA5C4HiMRTe67OWvWU7/s1600/kid-disney.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiwGA6SLCaslJguX5CzdoWs2hpJguYgvT1_Hs6mfM8gPDAs11ALyvXKN4wFp1jxzO82c6hI2jgRSy2AVFCWqNg89Vyur3M1-03e-wfwLHSIPr5eU8Cjxjb_RXZnAcA5C4HiMRTe67OWvWU7/s640/kid-disney.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><br /> ORLANDO, FL—With The Walt Disney Company’s 100 year anniversary only a few short years away, it’s inevitable that they’ll end up controlling America’s children. In fact, studies performed by the Child Psychology Group (CPG) have found that children between the ages of 5 and 13 are 82% more likely to own a Disney related item than teenagers in similar households. It doesn’t help that Disney is a multibillion dollar company: history has shown that groups with a lot of money also hold a lot of power. The CPG has estimated that by the year 2025, over 96% of children will own some sort of Disney-related item, whether it be a toy or a movie. To top it all off, the CPG have been performing studies on various Disney items, and they found some disturbing evidence. “Upon inspection of Mickey Mouse ears, we’ve found a mind control chip capable of controlling the wearer <i>and </i>surrounding children. We urge all parents to destroy any Disney-related item immediately.” That sounds pretty terrifying, and you’re probably wondering why this news hasn’t been published elsewhere. It has been, but Disney promptly sweeps away any negative article and opens a new Walt Disney World in that location. Eventually, Disney will flip a go-crazy switch and America’s children will take over the world. How’s that for a real-life fairy tale? <i class="fa fa-newspaper-o"></i>

Disney is Brainwashing Children

ORLANDO, FL—With The Walt Disney Company’s 100 year anniversary only a few short years away, it’s inevitable that they’ll end up controllin...

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Twitter Announces Free Birds for Everyone

<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgxYwPi9Te1rcZv2Fun8He6ZCaeZ7Bzg6VmHPE12mf5N6mEf3hGlEIy2AnWZ9XuXfKQNvQ1-XfCtjyCr1Ke0cUhINu1aWTbJOTczkbzjKz1wlIjj8AQ0gF3j8p9txWRvKpjUmi5nyWcyC0a/s1600/Old_woman_feeding_birds.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgxYwPi9Te1rcZv2Fun8He6ZCaeZ7Bzg6VmHPE12mf5N6mEf3hGlEIy2AnWZ9XuXfKQNvQ1-XfCtjyCr1Ke0cUhINu1aWTbJOTczkbzjKz1wlIjj8AQ0gF3j8p9txWRvKpjUmi5nyWcyC0a/s640/Old_woman_feeding_birds.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><br /> SAN FRANCISCO, CA—Twitter, a major social networking platform, announced that they will be providing free birds for everyone who signs up after August 1^st of this year. Twitter co-founder, Ev Williams, stated that, “People who own birds seem happier than those who don’t. Since our logo is a bird, we feel it’s necessary to give a free bird to anybody who signs up. We’re currently in the process of gathering up as many birds as we can before August 1^st.” It’s a kind gesture on Twitter’s part, but there is more to the story. Time and time again, Facebook tops most all social networking. Twitter feels a new reigning champion should be crowned—one that gives birds away for free. If their plan works, it’s likely that they will see their member count rise far beyond what Facebook could ever achieve. Unfortunately, in order to receive a bird, you must <i>sign up</i> after August 1^st, so accounts that are already active will not be eligible to receive a bird. However, you are free to create a new account. <i class="fa fa-newspaper-o"></i>

Twitter Announces Free Birds for Everyone

SAN FRANCISCO, CA—Twitter, a major social networking platform, announced that they will be providing free birds for everyone who signs up a...

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