AUSTIN, TX—A local dog has successfully taken a shit on Donald Trump’s campaign poster while walking to the dog park. The dog, named Fluf...
Minnesota Couple Argues About Who Should Shovel Next Winter
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EAGAN, MN—A local Minnesota couple is in a heated argument about who should shovel during the coming winter months. The couple admits tha...
Child Expelled for Marmalade Sandwich
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FRANKFORT, KY—The school board at a local elementary school has expelled a boy who brought in a marmalade sandwich. The boy, 9-year-old T...
Local Gardener Has Big Dreams
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MIAMI, FL—A local gardener is planning on becoming the first “garden serial killer” in Miami. Troy Baskwell, a 62-year old gardener born ...
Business Mogul Trips on Rock
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A FIELD SOMEWHERE—A well known business mogul has tripped on a rock to his death according to local authorities. They have asked us not t...
Shower Curtain Sick of Always Being Wet
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DENVER, CO—A local shower curtain is not happy due to its incessant wetness. The shower curtain, who wishes to remain anonymous, stated tha...
Child Ignores Parents’ Curfew
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SAINT PAUL, MN—A young child has disobeyed his parents’ curfew for him. The young boy, named Elliot Warner, was “five minutes late” accordi...
Local Man Donating Toenails to Charity
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MINNEAPOLIS, MN—A local man has decided to donate his toenails to charity. “I ’ ve been thinking about this for a long time. I ’ ll miss th...
Canadians Revolt Against Smokey Bear
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ONTARIO, CANADA—Canadians are outraging against new legislature that Smokey Bear is trying to pass. Yesterday, we covered a story where Sm...
Smokey Bear Working to Ban Canadians
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SASKATCHEWAN, CANADA—As the wildfires rage on in Canada, Smokey Bear is working with local politicians in the United States to ban Canadian...









