Canadians Revolt Against Smokey Bear

ONTARIO, CANADA—Canadians are outraging against new legislature that Smokey Bear is trying to pass. Yesterday, we covered a story where Smokey Bear is trying to ban all Canadian immigrants due to the Saskatchewan forest fires. As it turns out, many Canadians are unhappy with this possible legislation. “We had nothing to do with the forest fires, eh,” Bill Randolph told us. “They were probably started by Smokey Bear himself, eh, we all know he hates us, eh!” The picture above was taken earlier today, and it’s near the border between Minnesota and Canada. We’ll keep you posted with updates.

Update 10:07 p.m.: The rioting has subsided, but Smokey Bear is still working on the legislation. We hope all families involved in the riots are unharmed.