Bill Cosby Running for President

SHELBURNE, MA—Long-time comedian and actor Bill Cosby announced his candidacy today. We asked him why he decided to run so late, and he replied, “I’ve always wanted to be president. I didn’t know if I had it in me until recently.” We weren’t sure exactly what he meant by that, so we decided to ask him once more. “I’ve been accused of raping women. We cannot have a president that hasn’t been accused of some crime. I’m ahead of the pack.” That’s true, Cosby is definitely ahead of the pack. And with our current president being African American, it’s likely that Cosby will win.