Child Expelled for Marmalade Sandwich

FRANKFORT, KY—The school board at a local elementary school has expelled a boy who brought in a marmalade sandwich. The boy, 9-year-old T...
Microsoft Unveils Best Windows 10 Feature

REDMOND, WA—Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella has unveiled “the best feature Windows 10 has to offer, hands-down.” On top of the various new feat...
Local Gardener Has Big Dreams

MIAMI, FL—A local gardener is planning on becoming the first “garden serial killer” in Miami. Troy Baskwell, a 62-year old gardener born ...
Local Dog Shits on Donald Trump’s Campaign Poster

AUSTIN, TX—A local dog has successfully taken a shit on Donald Trump’s campaign poster while walking to the dog park. The dog, named Fluf...
Kanye West Selling Toenail Clippings

CALABASAS, CA—Singer-songwriter Kanye West is in the process of selling his toenail clippings. Earlier this month, we posted an article ...

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