Advil Introduces New Product

MADISON, WI—If you’ve ever had a headache, then you’ve probably taken Ibuprofen for it. It’s likely that the Ibuprofen you chose was Advil^® brand. Today, Advil^® has announced a new product for significant pain and sleep aid, Advil^® KO. They even suggested giving it to the people you don’t like, because it will knock them out for a minimum of four hours. The company also warned users not to take more than recommended, as that could cause serious damage to your body. If you’re like the general population, you don’t like headaches. And you also probably don’t like being awake. Advil^® KO will take care of both of those issues: 500mg of Ibuprofen plus 200mg of Diphenhydramine citrate will knock you out for the duration of your headache. If you don’t have a headache, but somebody won’t leave you alone, slip a few in their drink and relax for a few hours. Advil^® has really stepped up their game, now competing in the market for sleep aid alone. We’ll have to see how Advil^® KO competes against Vicks^® ZzzQuil. We think it will be far superior.