CALABASAS, CA—Singer-songwriter Kanye West is in the process of selling his toenail clippings. Earlier this month, we posted an article about a local man who was donating his to charity. When Kanye got wind of the story, he decided to be a dick and sell them on Ebay. “I’m the greatest rock star in history. I ain’t gonna donate them, I gotta sell ’em! These nails don’t grow cheap,” Kanye tweeted to defend himself. It’s unfortunate for him, actually, because his donation would help to show his nicer side. As of this date, he doesn’t seem to have one of those. Some people still think that he’s probably a gay fish, but he seems to deny that fact. The charity would really benefit from Kanye’s toenail clippings, but he has no intention of donating them. Maybe with enough fan uproar, he’ll change his mind. Until then, he will keep denying that he is indeed a gay fish.
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