UNIVERSITY PARK, PENNSYLVANIA—According to a recent study by Pennsylvania State University, organic food items are becoming more and more alive. The study was performed by three undergraduate Biology…
Crusher Headphones Actually Crush Skulls
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PARK CITY, UT—Major headphone manufacturer Skullcandy introduced their lineup of Crusher headphones a few years ago, but newer models are a cause for concern. When the company launched in 2003, they …
Deer Wants New Occupation
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WISCONSIN DELLS, WI—A white-tailed deer at a local deer park claims he wants a new occupation. The five-year-old deer has decided that it “no longer wants to be a deer.” He claims that he’s been at t…
Bridge in Construction from California to Hawaii
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SAN FRANSICO, CA—To make traveling to Hawaii easier and more affordable, state politicians in California have passed a bill allowing for the construction of a bridge from the smoggy state many miles …
Kanye West Selling Toenail Clippings
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CALABASAS, CA—Singer-songwriter Kanye West is in the process of selling his toenail clippings. Earlier this month, we posted an article about a local man who was donating his to charity. When Kanye g…
Local Dog Shits on Donald Trump’s Campaign Poster
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AUSTIN, TX—A local dog has successfully taken a shit on Donald Trump’s campaign poster while walking to the dog park. The dog, named Fluffers, was being walked by his owner when “he tugged on the lea…
New Jets Stadium Being Built
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FLORHAM PARK, NJ—The worst team in the NFL, the New York Jets, will be getting a new stadium later this year, according to its owner Woody Johnson. Constantly in the Giant’s shadow, the New York Jets…
Minnesota Couple Argues About Who Should Shovel Next Winter
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EAGAN, MN—A local Minnesota couple is in a heated argument about who should shovel during the coming winter months. The couple admits that they don’t usually argue, but this particular topic sparked …
Advil Introduces New Product
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MADISON, WI—If you’ve ever had a headache, then you’ve probably taken Ibuprofen for it. It’s likely that the Ibuprofen you chose was Advil® brand. Today, Advil® has announced a new product for signif…
Microsoft Unveils Best Windows 10 Feature
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REDMOND, WA—Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella has unveiled “the best feature Windows 10 has to offer, hands-down.” On top of the various new features Windows 10 has to offer, including the return of the st…
Child Expelled for Marmalade Sandwich
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FRANKFORT, KY—The school board at a local elementary school has expelled a boy who brought in a marmalade sandwich. The boy, 9-year-old Taylor Parker, unpacked his lunch and a teacher caught a glimps…
Local Gardener Has Big Dreams
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MIAMI, FL—A local gardener is planning on becoming the first “garden serial killer” in Miami. Troy Baskwell, a 62-year old gardener born in Miami, is planning on murdering half of his neighborhood. H…